Heres one, once I was doing a guild pride thing on abassa and a random pirate came up to me and said:
Him: Wanna PVP?
Me: Sorry, im doing a guild pride thing for my guild.
Him: But I need rep(Hes a level 45)
Me: Ya know pvp dosent give rep?
Him: Then how did I get to this level?
Me: You could have leveled with your weapons.
Him: But I pvp alot.
Me: And your point is?
Him: Wanna pvp?
me: ....
And it goes on and on until I said i gtg