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Originally Posted by Dark_Pixie
Davy should come shortly...
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I have been called upon! What's this? Fresh meat? I mean err... a new member! Welcome aboard John! Here are a few rules to follow (NOT guidelines).
1) Only listen to me. I am the wisest and the most sane here. I'll keep you alive for the longest.
2) Give me ALL of your rum. Every last drop. I can keep it safe from those sick people who try to steal it from our new members. Sick, sick people.
3) That green meat over there... don't touch it. NO! DON'T ASK A QUESTION! Just don't touch it. Good lad.
If you need anything, feel free to Private Message (PM) me or any of the other fine, or not so fine, pirates aboard these forums! Welcome aboard, and try not to die.