Thread: Put 100 bottles of rum up before the mods steal 'em
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Old 05-21-2011, 06:38 AM
Jack Shipsteel Jack Shipsteel is offline
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Originally Posted by Jack Shipsteel View Post
28 bootlez. Welcome to the WJARR, Mr. Awesome. Expect your paycheck on Memorial Day.

And I scoff at Davy, for I practically made him partners with me back in our hey day, when we were focused on Rum Replication!

Here's my counteroffer. I'll offer you 20% of the company for 100,000 barrels of rum. However, you own me a 15% royalty fee on any plunder your crew may or may not capture. However, I'll give us both the benefit of the doubt and allow any of us to opt out of it at any time.

NEXT TIME on SHARK TANK: Davy Fireskull makes his rebuttal.
31 bottles.
Last edited by Jack Shipsteel; 05-21-2011 at 06:44 AM.. Reason: If this was the actual show, you would've been shown out the door for taking too long.