Don't let anyone touch your rum. Oh, and see that greenish meat? Yeah... don't touch it. You don't want to know what happened to the last person who did. And don't join The Ban Game,... cause you'll lose your sanity faster there.
Welcome to the forums! Don't listen to me and you'll be fine.
(Davy, Stealth, and TSC should be along shortly to help you feel "at home").
