I forgot to post this... You see, I went to Abassa Smasho in hopes that it would be a crazy lag hole with an army of pirates so I could beat up Smasho a few times and maybe get some good knives... but instead of an army of pirates, I saw something horrible. Something so TERRIFYINGLY TERRIFYING that even Smasho was scared! I give you... not an army of pirates, no! BUT AN ARMY OF CHICKENS!
This can only be due to things:
a) Foulberto has learned the voodoo art of transforming human beings to poultry. We are in more trouble than we realize.
b) After we drink Summon Chicken potions, the chickens have to go SOMEWHERE when the potion expires. This is where they go to have their big parties and gossip and such. Its like Abassa Tortuga... except for birds.
c) Chickens are planning a takeover of the Universe, and Foulberto is really their disguised leader, FOWLberto. Very soon the chickens will launch an attack and destroy humankind!
d) Its one of Billy's many meat storage places, this one where he keeps his poultry products.