Myself, Jason Lockbane, Johnny Darkwalker and Johnny Gunrage were minding our own business on Port Royal when suddenly Lucinda had a vision that Jolly Roger himself would attack Port Royal in thirty minutes!
And at the thirty minute mark, sure enough, Jolly Roger attacked, And after countless hours of destroying Undead Brigand's, Grenadier's, Gypsies, and Raider's, we were ready for the final challenge, Jolly Roger himself!
And we defeated him in thirteen seconds flat...
After such an awesome dispay of awesomeness it was only fitting that we showed Jolly Roger, wannabe ruler of the Caribbean, who ruled HIM.
