Ahoy there! Don't mind Mr. Awesome, he'll do anything to drive you insane. But here are some Spamwiches to feed you through your first few weeks of torture.... or... erm... fun! Just don't eat them too fast or you might find yourself spamming up the Activity boards.

Enjoy your stay (forever) at this place of (horrid) luxury!
Oh, and don't listen to Del. He lost his sanity long before he joined the forums.