CHARCHARCHARCHARCHARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1! !!
Happy Birthshirthday! Hope that you have a great one! I haven't known you for a very long time, and in that time I've known you I haven't really gotten to know you crazy well, but those times where we HAVE talked were wonderful. You're a great person, always quite optimistic and outgoing. I don't have much of a present, so I just baked you this cake with my own two hands. My own two hands that I don't wash.
And this green meat.
