Crow's Bay
"Just five more minutes mommy..."
George felt the smack of a skeletal hand across his face, possibly dislocating his jaw, but George was more concerned that he had bitten his lip. He squealed in pain, spitting out drops of blood and panicking as if his whole jaw had been broken... oh, wait...
"Get up, fool!" Jolly Roger roared at George. He grabbed him by the collar of his shirt (which by now was in pretty rough shape) and hauled him to his feet. Jolly then punched George, sending him crumpling to the ground. George hit his head on the wooden floor, possibly bruising his brain... Ha! Like that would do much...
"Why did you push mehh?!?!?!1!/1?1" George asked, weakly getting up.
"Because you're a noob! And nobody likes noobs like you!" Roger replied. He grabbed George and shoved him into the crowd of his friends. George looked out one of the small portholes in the ship to see that it was just before dawn. Banana was cut up from stuff George was too stupid to figure out. Brandy was hyperventilating from alcohol deprivation, his eyes wide and red as cherries (George actually thought they were cherries and tried to bite them, only to have Banana swat him away). Britney, enraged as usual, was screaming (and every time he screamed he got smacked... he didn't seem to notice. Maybe he hates skeletons more than George...? nah...). He had been given a crutch to lean on, and had been given a crummy peg leg made of rotten wood. George shuddered as he watched a spider creep into a crevice inside the wood.
"We have arrived at the Port of the Burrito," Jolly said after they had all been rounded up.
"excooz meh, Mr. Bonehead sir," George said, raising his hand. Jolly glared at him. "cuz of all teh crowz n stuff and teh fact dat diz place is a bay, tiz actually called Crow's Bay."
"George," Anton said from inside his jar, which was being held by a skeleton. "You had the vision of the Spirit of the Burrito telling you it was Raven's Cove, not Crow's Bay..."
"I did?" George said stupidly, looking confused as ever.
"YES! THAT'S WHY WE CAME HERE AND GOT ATTACKED BY THIS IDIOT!" Britney screamed. Jolly prepared to punch him, but Britney ended up trying to slap George, only to lose his balance and fall on his face. "Ahh for the love of walnuts! I broke my nose! Bandage please?"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Jolly roared. He looked red, and steaming... in fact, he may have actually been red and steaming. Or that was just blood in George's eyes from being slapped. "All of you are going to come with me to get the Burrito! I need you two, especially the dumb one, to help me find this thing. The public restroom could be just about anywhere. I'll need a bunch of idiot slaves to help me out. Will you be my idiot slaves?"
"Nu." George said.
"I'll pass..." Anton muttered.
"Appreciate the offer..." Banana muttered.
"I need rum..." Brandy said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Britney screamed.
"That wasn't a question," Jolly replied, brandishing his pistol.
"Glad to help!" Banana said!
"when doez we goez?!"
"Sure..."
"RUM!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"We leave at dawn!" Jolly said triumphantly. "...which is now... My army of undead is already attacking the town, destroying all of their defenses and leaving us a clear path for the restroom. My God that sounds wrong..."
"I haz question..." George asked, raising his hand.
"No," Roger replied firmly.
"k..." George replied sadly.
Jolly Roger walked up the steps in the room, taking them to the sunlight outside. Actually, it was cloudy, but it felt sunny considering George had been locked up for quite a while. The boarded the two dinghies that had been prepared for them at the side of The Harkaway. In one boat climbed Britney, Banana, and two skeletal guards. The other had George, Jolly, Brandy, the jar containing Anton, and two more skeletal guards. They began rowing the boat to the shore of Raven's Cove. The sounds of battle could be heard up ahead, and the sounds of crows up above.
Oh wait... Raven's....
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Sorry this chapter took so long, but it is finally finished! So here you are mates!