A big Happy Birthday to PNC's long-time Senior Officer and Friend Will Goldwalker!
Will, for such a person who has always remained completely loyal to the guild, I think it's safe to say that you deserve a very good rest of the day. You've always been so selfless when it comes to spreading experience and knowledge to the rest of our members, and leading us through plenty of successful adventures on the high seas. You've always acted as a weight of sanity for our guild, while always adding your quick sense of humor and sensibility in to every situation. It goes without saying you've become a part of us - and so, we thank you for being there with us, as we will always be there with you!
Now, on to your presents! I know how much you hate having to repeat yourself to others, and how much you despise those noobish pirates out there - so to help you cope, perhaps this cane here will help you keep them in shape!
And, of course, we always know how much you despise all those other inferior vessels coming around to blast out of the water
your ships, so maybe you can use a little persuasion on board the Cobra:
A Happy Birthday to you, Will, and many more to come!
