All of my pirates have pun names.
On Open I have:
Dan Singfool and he is guildmaster of "Totally Wrong"
Purser Veerance
Olga Loshes who used to be guildmaster of "Boots for Barbie"
and...
Ann Chorsaweigh
On Test I have:
Bill Melater
A. Noyance
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Sir Upticious
Current Open Pirate: Purser Veerant
Current Test Pirate: Dog Greenhound
Owner of Green Mongrel
Scourge of the mediocre seas!