[HammyTheSquirrel]

Okay... got meh potion.

!SPAM!



Ingredients
- two flasks of water from the cave of Thrall Captains
- a chip from an undead cutlass
- a pinch of gunpowder
- a strip of sail cloth off an undead ship
- a drop of bat venom
- a rotten egg
- one moldy alligator tail
- a rotting fly trap head
- a dead fish

Instructions

Start by pouring the two flasks of water into a pot and heating it until the water is boiling. Next, crack open the rotten egg and drop its smelly contents into the hot water. Let the pot sit heated while you crush the undead cutlass chip and mix it with gunpowder and bat venom in a bowl. Now take the undead sail cloth strip and dip it in your boiling egg broth, then dip it into your bowl mixture. Let the cloth sit to dry in the sun while you finish, it will be saved for later. Now pour the contents of your bowl into the boiling water and mix it all together with a large spoon. After these atrocious ingredients are mixed, throw in the final items: the alligator tail, fly trap head, and dead fish. TAKE CAUTION AT THIS POINT. Step away from the pot as it boils and sputters and bubbles. Wait ten minutes before you return to the pot, as there could be DEADLY consequences. When you return to the pot, throw in the dried sail cloth and let it dissolve until the brew smells like sulfur mixed with cow manure and skunk. Now you have the ultimate spamming potion!


WARNING: This deadly potion's effects include: blinding, burning, stunning, causing hallucinations, loss of hearing temporarily, and horrible taste sensations that include the taste of multiple types of Spam at once. USE WITH CAUTION!

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~ Mr. Spammy