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UNDEAD STEW
Ye shall need,
A handful of undead hair,
Shavings of iron from a sword,
Limbs of the corrupted,
Bones soaked in rum,
And most importantly, as many human souls as you can collect.
Then heat in lava at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.
What does it do you ask? If you drink it, you will have as many lives as the souls you collected. But there be a price... You grow more and more undead as each life passes, until Jolly claims your soul.
Property of Jolly Roger Horror Stories Inc.
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