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Alas, I had been hiding on the ship, disguised as a simple crew-mate ever since you all started fighting over the rank of Captain. After you're nice and slow from a big victory meal, I start a mutiny against you, with all of the crew on my side. My mutineers and I string you up from the rigging and then whack you with sticks like you're a pinata. Then when you're knocked out, we throw you into the ocean with a cannonball strapped to your bootstrap.
And I stole your rum too.
Who dares challenge CAPTAIN Tiberius Fireskull?
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