[HammyTheSquirrel]

I capture some sea turtles and rope them together with the hair off my back to make a raft, then I float to Tortuga, steal a dinghy, sail to Port Royal, try to steal a ship, get thrown in jail, get broken out by William Turner, Steal the ship I intended to steal, find a crew in Tortuga, engage in an epic adventure with multiple battles against your ship... finally ending with me shooting you, your entire crew being captured by the Navy, and me and my crew taking back the ship. ICOTS