[Jamesvsthekraken]

I'm most like Captain Jack Sparrow because most of the time I never make any sense at all to my mates. For example, there was this one evening in Port Royal... no wait Tortuga where I found myself having a bit too much of rum and when I woke up the next morning I was in a dingy in the middle of the ocean with no paddles. Then I gazed up at the beating red and orange sun. I then preceeded to look at the ocean where I found me self being surrounded by a dozen or more sea turtles. Aye mates. Sea turtles, not to be confused with any old sea turtles. The rest be a simple mystery as to how I got back to shore. Savvy?