I have, after a long deliberation, decided which pirate I most relate to. I am most like
Larry the Cucumber from
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
Reasons to support my claim:
- He knows nothing of being a pirate-His lyrics prove it!
- When he attempts to sing of piratey things, he fails in epic fashion
- As my guild will attest to, I am a pirate who doesn't do anything!
- And last but not least, he is a comic genius.
It was a tough call... Mr. Lunt's lines "You look like Captain Crunch" and "You are making me hungry." did give Larry a run for his money, but in the end... it's gotta be Larry.
