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Originally Posted by Crimson Rose
For 2013 I hereby resolve:
1. Never to drop cannon balls on my toes again;
2. Not to use gunpowder to light camp fires any more;
3. To learn to not grasp my sword by the pointy end;
3a. Not to buy grenades with proximity fuses ever again!
Crimson Rose
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ROFL!
Hmm, I'm trusting said Cannonballs from 1 were not Explosives... (imagines Crimson without feet)
Lighting campfires with Gunpowder... Well as a Pirate I find it necessary to start ALL my campfires with a
BOOM! ; That being by way of a Keg of Powder set off by Musket fire.
Grabbing my sword by the Pointy End... Well can't say I've managed that myself, however Throwing Knives have on occasion found their way lodged into my feet.
Buying Grenades with Proximity fuses... That I've done on far too many occasions myself, rather nasty when they go off in yer hand.
Kriss.