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I finally saw the third movie the other day.
The first one was great. Loved it.
The second one was good, but as it ended in a cliffhanger, it left me a little unsatisfied.
I shall now buck the trend of this thread.
The third? What a stinker. That's two hours of my life I'll never get back.
There was a recent "Simpsons" episode where Bart drives a combine harvester. He runs over some hay, and it bundle it up into bales. He runs over other things, and it bundles them up into nice neat chunks.
Then he runs over a manure pile, and it spits out "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" DVDs.
Bad plot. Bad story. Deus ex machina (literally). Retcons.
Just bad.
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