Yes, I have been on a cruise.
I lounged around and drank huge fruity drinks with umbrellas, and (Warning: Kids, dont do this, Im a professional) massive amounts of alcohol in them. I walked alot like Captn Jack after a few of those, may have even sounded a little bit like him.. lol. But it didnt do much for my looks... still an average joe, I wasnt finding any pirate lasses to party... errrhem I mean create a pirate movie with.

Still I had a grand time sailing the high seas.
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