I be read'n the title to ye thread and me itched me scalp in a curious manner. "What foolery be this" me wonder'n. So me got me first hand mate, Ferrex The Scurvy, to take a look in case someth'n were to blow up in me face or mayhaps an unseen thing were to happen that me would not henceforth be able to un-see. That would be a shame. Lucky fer me mate, all was safe and it was indeed plain trickery.
That be said,
We Gadflies be recruiting if'n ye be interested.