Ahoy, Mates!, I be Easter Crisp.
Once a goodly & lawful man...Still on the Goodly side, but never lawful, & true to the Pirate code!
How I came to be such is another story altogether, and not worthy of the tellin'.

True, a newly seadog to these waters, but not to worry, I shall be makin' me way as best I may.
Pleased t' be makin' yer aquaintances!
(Hello From Sunny Florida)