[Artimus]

And so here's me entry to your confounded contest...ARR...

I- Intriguing
N- Noob-friendly
D- Diabolical
E- Entertaining
P- Plunderous
E- Enjoyable
N- Necromancing
D- Dastardly
E- Engaging
N- Nautical
C- Carousing
E- Exciting

ARRTy