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Originally Posted by OFxZeppers
I have a sleep aid! <looking for baseball bat in closet...> (j/k)
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Baseball Bat? No no no... SOFTBALL bat. Made of aluminum... rinses clean and doesn't leave any splinters behind.
And for all those people ready to jump on me that some baseball bats are made of aluminum now (up to College). I'm just old enough (but not quite as old as our esteemed moderator) to associate "baseball" with wooden bats. The crack of the bat is still a unique sound and is by far superior to the "ping" of a metal bat.
I think I'm contractually obligated to yell at the kids on my lawn now....