[Jeena]

Originally Posted by Swash

1. How many birthdays does the avarage person have?
1

2. We, the US celebrate our independence from England on the 4th of July. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes

3. Why can't a man living in Raleigh, North Carolina be buried west of the mississippi river?
He's alive

4. If you had one match and entered a room in which there was a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a wood burning stove. Which would you light first?
The match

5. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
12

6. A man builds a home with 4 sides to it, and it is rectangular in shape. Each side has a southern exposure. A big bear comes wondering by. What color is the bear?
Ermm...

7. How far can a dog run into the woods?
...lol....no idea


8. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70

9. A farmer has 17 sheep all but 9 died. How many sheep did he have left?
9

10. 2 men played 5 games of checkers, and each man won the same number of games. How could this be?
They weren't playing eachother

11. Take 2 apples from 3 apples and what do you have?
2 Apples

12. A woman gave a beggar 50 cents. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the womans brother. How can this be?
The beggar is a woman

13. Is it legal in North Carolina for a man to marry his widows sister?
He'd be dead...

14. What 4 words appear on every denomination of U.S coins?
I have no idea... I'm British.

15. How many animals did moses take aboard the ark with him?
Moses didn't go on any ark

16. What word is "misspelled" in these questions?
Mm, well misspelled is spelled right... lol.


12 or more: Highly Logical
7-11: Logical
3-6: Illogical
2 or less: Highly Illogical

Good luck!!!! ( This isnt my homework I finished it already ).

That's minee =]

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