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Originally Posted by SpiritSkull
HERE IS THE PROBLEM! LOL OK....
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Ahoy! Step right up matey! Aye, here at the Faithful Bride, Carver neglects his customers so they hired me to keep the grog-a-flowin. Tell me all your troubles. Aye. Aye? Aye! You don't say! Aye. Look mate - I've got something here for what ails ya...
Dr. Zepper's Miracle Cure. It's not rum, it's not grog, it's not ale, but it will clear your problems right up. One sip, and you won't launch from the French OR the Spanish island for a week...
I may have been in 1st place in the SvS contest, but I feel exactly as you do, matey!