EITC Homer Simpson
Level: 350 pounds
Weapon: Rage
Quotes: "Doh!' "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T"
EITC Marge Simpson
Level: over 36 years old
Weapon: Her 3 foot hair
Quotes: "I clean kitchen is a happy kitchen"
EITC Bart Simpson
Level: 72 I.Q.
Weapon: Snappy comebacks
Quotes: "Don't have a cow, man."
EITC Lisa Simpson
Level: 8 (for over a decade)
Weapon: The power of JAZZ
Quote: "I am surrounded by idiots"
EITC Maggie Simpson
Level: 1
Weapon: Crying
Quotes: (none, she has only talked once in the entire series!)
EITC Apu
Level: 56
Weapon: A 25 year old hot dog
Quotes: "Thank you, come again."
EITC Hans Mole-man
Level: 75
Weapon: Bad sight
Quotes: "Nobody cares for Hans Mole-man"
EITC Doctor Frink
Level: 200
Weapon: Science
Quotes: "Gla-haven!"
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