[Captain Seaford]

This is a popular game on other forums. (No, you don't actually get banned!)

Rules:

You have to come up with a stupid [or good] reason to ban somebody. For example:

I ban Captain Seaford because he made this thread.

And you keep the chain going. You ban the person ABOVE you only!
If your lazy, do it this way instead:

Banned for making this thread (since it refers to the person who posted ABOVE you ONLY!!)

Please note that it does not have to refer the the persons post, for example:

Banned for having no signature.

Everybody get it? You don't have to say the persons whole name! You can just say, "Banned for making this thread." or something like that.