Nikki was a pirate with not much to her name
She sailed day and night seeking fortune and fame
She was handy with her dagger and not bad with a staff
And she took on all enemies with a shrug and a laugh
She was faring pretty well, every hurdle she did jump
Until along came a big ole stump, that knocked her on her rump
So ended her pirate career, and I hope you all see
That you should never go hunting for an angry ole tree
