here lies jack sharkbane,
a determined fellow
and while searching for gold
he thought he'd seen yellow
but the gold wasn't his, so when he was hit
he'd been cut into bits, and each part was sent to a different place
If ye want to see his dead face, get outta here
for 6 feet deep, lies his rear!
hope ye like it, hope ye think its the most, but i definatly DONT hope ye think it is gross
( sorry, couldn't resist another poem )