[Eric Daggerskull]

I have quite a few. The quotes in the pirates movies are always so funny!

Pintel: How'd this go all screwy?
Ragetti: Well, each wants the chest for hisself, don't he? Mr. Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor. Ol' Jack, he's looking to trade it to save his own skin. And Turner there, I think he's trying to resolve some unfinished business 'twixt him and his twice-cursed pirate father.
Pintel: Sad.
Elizabeth [in background]: This is madness!
Pintel: That chest must be worth more than a shiny penny.
Ragetti: Tsk, tsk, terrible temptation.
Pintel: If we was any kind of decent, we'd remove temptation from their path.

Norrington [to Will]: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life.
Will: Be my guest.
Jack: Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it who, at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate, and take your dearly beloved all to hisself? So whose fault is it really that you've wound up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?