[Deadpool]

Originally Posted by Jack Sharkbane

well, I tried both and, well, my cheek hurts from it. but an old friend of mine, ( now dead ) long ago tried TIA DALMA. now here come the crazy part : IT WORKED.
they went out, but, they ended up betaying each other, and me bud TORE HIS HEART OUT. ugh, it was disgusting! he sailed the seas and started to look all tentecle - ish. blech! this happened long ago, before Jack Sparrow sailed the seas,( and that started as a teenager, mate. )
he he..... remind ye of anyone?

Hmm... let's see... tentecle - ish you say? Davy Jones? No No No... hmm... let me think... Did he have a hat?