ROFL!! LMBO!!
No-I do not have/own or have ever owned a dog...
No-I have NEVER tried "Milk Bones"
-BUT-
I do have a brother-in-law that once tried to convince me (many, many, many naive years ago) that eating canned cat food was pretty acceptable...
No-I never tried it.
-BUT-
YES, I've eaten SPAM!!!

Mostly grew up on it...
My sister considers it a "staple" food for Hawaii