Arrr Rated

[Maggie Wildstack]

Ahoy Adult Players!

We are a group of experienced, high level players who believe that the spirit of the game is to have fun! Please leave your drama at the door as it won't be tolerated.

Most of our pirates are finished questing and are working towards Level 40. We are actively seeking new members who play the game for enjoyment and entertainment. Our rules are simple. Respect each other, help when you're able, and HAVE FUN!

We are in the process of developing a guild web-site to keep the lines of communication open. This should be complete in the next week or so.

If you'd like to play along - contact me and we'll make arrangments to meet. In the meantime, here's a glimpse of who we are:

*The Arrr Rated Officers

*Aimee Rumhaus* – Aimee originally came to the Caribbean when her business, “Hello, Sailor”, was closed down by authorities over a windfall profits tax dispute. Her first experience with pirating took place on the cruise from the Old World to the New, when she took over the ship without firing a shot, during a moment when the entire crew was inexplicably having a smoke at the same time.

*Clefty* – Clefty is rumored to be Timber’s daughter, and the two do bear an uncanny resemblance, except that Clefty shaves. Easily recognizable by the tattoos that cover much of her body, Clefty splits her time between the Caribbean and New Spain / California in the far west, and generally represents the guild there. Most recently she represented it as an investment company and raked in a small fortune.

*Kat O’Brien* – Following graduation from charm school, Kat was widely expected to marry well, but those plans ended when she met and (allegedly) married Timber. She holds a world record for attempts to liberate the Black Pearl (finally succeeding on the 67th assault) and operates a factory making really “hot” shirts for female pirates when she’s not plundering. Regarding the latter, she’s been banned from Port Royal wearing her famous red shirt, since authorities have deemed that so many residents saying “moooo” at the same time constitutes a
disturbance.

*Maggie Wildstack* – Like Aimee, Maggie has a background in the hospitality business. She also has more aliases than a politician in a bordello. Afflicted with a mild form of Turret’s Syndrome, she’s been in trouble with “the law” more than most pirates, but as her friend and fellow pirate Aimee Rumhaus has pointed out, that’s primarily because she keeps getting caught. Maggie likes self-assured men, dance music and the color blue. When not plundering British merchant ships
she bakes brownies.

*Molly O’Brien* – Kat’s younger sister, Molly became a Caribbean pirate on her way between London and Paris to attend a summer session at a cartography school. She almost became a professional songwriter after one of her tunes “Do You Know The Way To San Padres?” became a hit, but the music business was forgotten when she discovered voodoo. She’s most well known for luring unsuspecting sailors to join her ship’s crew by asking, “Would you like to see my dolly?”

*Timber* – There is some debate over the source of the name “Timber”. It’s not his birth name: when he was growing up his parents called him “Why are you still here?” Some say the name comes from a time when he stood “like a mighty timber” against the winds of a hurricane to steer his ship to safety. His wife Kat has been known to say, though, the name derives from the fact that “ … he’s dumb as a stump on most matters, although he is very good at moving and lifting stuff.” Timber has worked hard to dispel the stories of his low intelligence by pointing out holes in the ground and occasionally identifying Shinola

LIMITED TIME OFFER! All new members joining our guild will receive an weekend get-away for two at the lovely Kingshead Bed & Breakfast. (Ammo not included).


Offer void where prohibited.