July 2010 Caption Contest

[Tepcat]

Wellll, me hearties

since ya'll did such a stellar job at captioning the last little picture I found fer yous to play with



let's see how you do this time









Ye have until the stroke of Midnight on Wednesday, July 28th. Then I'll call in the council of mods and they will cast their votes. Thems as they rates the best will get




All others will get





Think yer funny???? PROVE IT!

[JM Ohara]

Here's mine...

"Again?! These undead just never learn, you can't get the best of Captain Jack Sparrow!"

[Jolly Roger]

UNDEAD GRENAIDER: Shhhh be quiet Jim
UNDEAD RAIDER: Okay Bob
JACK SPARROW: You guys do know that i can hear you right?
BOTH: Awww man

[Admiral Finch]

Jack: Oh dear I think I'm gonna have to put on me finest pair of runnin' boots.

[CaptainMonkeys]

"Those undead are uglier than the Kraken... they're right behind me, aren't they?"

[Eliza Creststeel]

Skeleton 1 - "Hey! You! Flesh boy! What island is this?"

Skeleton 2 - "Yeah, we're supposed to invade Tortuga and find that Captain Sparrow fella'!"

Jack: "Well, gents. You have had the misfortune of finding yourself NOT on Tortuga and if I see that Sparrow fellow I will unequivocally tell him you wish to speak with him."

[katbluedog]

Undead Skeletons to the Worker- "Have you see Jack Sparrow around these docks?"
Jack screams- "CAPTAIN!"
Jack realizes that he just gave himself away.
Jack to the Undead Skeletons- "You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"
Undead Skeletons to Jack- "Mate, we did catch you. Now we have to take you to Jolly Roger so he will stop invading the islands. Once we take you to Jolly Roger, we can finally become human again ."
Jack to the Undead Skeletons- "Oh.Lookie over there ,an extremely attractive undead wench...."
The skeletons look and Jack commandeers their ship while they are staring at the extremely attractive undead wench.
Jack gets their ship and the undead skeletons were part of the next invasion. The skeletons were very unhappy that they lost their ship and Jack Sparrow. Jolly Roger personally killed them after the invasion and he sent them to Davy Jones' Locker!

[The Skirata Clan]

Skeleton 1 - Is That Johnny Depp?
Skeleton 2 - No! It's Jack Sparrow.
Skeleton 1 - Are you sure? He looks a lot like Johnny Depp.
Skeleton 2 - He looks more like that Rolling Stones guy.
Skeleton 1 - Let me ask... Excuse me are you Johnny Depp? Can we take a picture and maybe get an autograph?
Sparrow - Sure, mate... I will be whoever you might think I am for the right price.

[James Bladefury]

Skeleton Bob: "You there, the man in the red bandana!"
Jack Sparrow: "Aye mate?"
Skeleton Bob: "We're looking for the Padres Del fuego Cookout... is this the right place?"
Jack Sparrow: "That depends, would you like your friend medium rare, or well done?
Skeleton Joseph screams
Skeleton Bob: "Come back here Joseph, Jolly Roger won't be happy to see you missing!!

[Davy Bluekidd]

Skeleton 1: Is that the guy we are looking for?
Skeleton 2: Kind of...
Jack Sparrow: Hello there...
Skeleton 1: FREEZE!
Skeleton 2: Hold it or else...
Jack Sparrow: How is Jolly doing?
Skeleton 1: Does it matter?
Skeleton 2: He is angry...
Jack Sparrow: Does he every give ye guys a vacation?
Skeleton 1: Well no...
Jack Sparrow: Then why can't you be elsewhere when he does not know?
Skeleton 2: Well someone has to kill you.
Jack Sparrow: Well if there was no me then you wont need to be here to kill me.
Skeleton 2: Well...
Jack leaves the scene...
Skeleton 1: Jack left!
Skeleton 2: Well that means we don't need to be here to attack him.
The skeletons leave the scene...

[angel 4ever]

skeleton 1: hey u! ya u with the dreads u think ur better then us!!
skeleton 2: i think he dose thing hes better then us!!
jack sparrow: who me? of course not mate i think were all equal just because i still have hair and non rotting skin doesnt change a thing.....
skeleton 1: maybe he doesnt think hes better then us
skeleton 2: i guess not oh well have a nice day!
skeleton 1: now that thats over lets look for the jack guy
guy in back ground : just keep working and maybe they will go away

[Isaiah Ropeswine]

Undead Grenaider: Whoa! Where are we?
Jack Sparrow: Arrgh! Looks like this Tepcat pirate photoshop'd us in here.
Undead Raider: Ooooooo..... I think she made my nails more sparkly.
Jack Sparrow: Don't worry bout that made! We just need to find a way out of here!
Undead Grenaider: I believe the only way to get out of here is to declare a winner for funniest caption.
Undead Raider: That Isaiah Ropey..... His story is real funny. And we're in it.
Jack Sparrow: You heard em Mods! Vote Isaiah Ropey for the 2010 Caption Contest.

[Raven Trueheart]

Jack talking to the fellow in back: "Arrrrg Matey, don't be nailin' that there crate up just yet,
Cause we're gonna have some skeleton bones to ship back to Jolly shortly!!!!"

[Jello743]

Skelly 1 : Hey Jack hows it hanging?
Skelly 2 : Shut up you fool! Were here to bring him back to the island!
Skelly 1 : Ik but im not feeling that mean right now
Skelly 2 : When Jolly Heres about this You'll...
Skelly 1 : Wait! Wait! Wait! You mean Jolly is a famous Italian record company founded in 1958 by Walter Guertler!
Skelly 2 : -_- That year hasn't come yet! Btw how do you know?
Skelly 1 : Uhh nvm
Jack : Hello mates do you know where i can find Jolly?
Skelly 2 : Yeah! all u have to do is come with us!
Skelly 1 : No he means Jolly the recording company
Jack : No i mean the place in Texas
Skelly 2 : Whats Texas?
Skelly 1 : Its a state In the USA
Skelly 2 : How in the world do you guys no about this????!!!???
Skelly 1 : ( Pics up his magazine and puts it behind his back )

[magicmarbels]

Jack Sparrow: "Maybe if i pretend i don't see them they'll go away."