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akamystic · #**136** 02-23-2009, 01:38 PM

Once upon a time, in a tomato shaped house, far away from grandma's brewery, there lived seventeen little orphans who cooked stew for themselves. However, grandma got sunk. The orphans had to gather honey for the rolls. However, three decided to let a bee sting one fat orphan. Unfortunately, "fatty" or his other name, "fatso" couldn't help collect the honey they needed for the rolls anymore, so he got to stay home, and let the other orphans collect the honey. Meanwhile the sunken rowboat was repaired. The day one strange thing washed ashore, GRANDMA yelled "DAGNAMIT I lost my tester for pirate guild leaders! Now foolish bilgerats get chocolate kraken eggs stuffed with rancid pig! Now!" Go make Gunner stew with plenty of rum and navyswine! She ate all noobs Twinkies in pirate clothing and pickled a peck of EITC pepper!. Then she yelled "HEY, CHICKEN!" Didn't Scary Mary ever have rum? We need to get some awesome Grog

Davy Sharkmenace · #**137** 02-23-2009, 11:56 PM

Once upon a time, in a tomato shaped house, far away from grandma's brewery, there lived seventeen little orphans who cooked stew for themselves. However, grandma got sunk. The orphans had to gather honey for the rolls. However, three decided to let a bee sting one fat orphan. Unfortunately, "fatty" or his other name, "fatso" couldn't help collect the honey they needed for the rolls anymore, so he got to stay home, and let the other orphans collect the honey. Meanwhile the sunken rowboat was repaired. The day one strange thing washed ashore, GRANDMA yelled "DAGNAMIT I lost my tester for pirate guild leaders! Now foolish bilgerats get chocolate kraken eggs stuffed with rancid pig! Now!" Go make Gunner stew with plenty of rum and navyswine! She ate all noobs Twinkies in pirate clothing and pickled a peck of EITC pepper!. Then she yelled "HEY, CHICKEN!" Didn't Scary Mary ever have rum? We need to get some awesome Grog Boots..........

akamystic · #**138** 02-23-2009, 11:59 PM

Once upon a time, in a tomato shaped house, far away from grandma's brewery, there lived seventeen little orphans who cooked stew for themselves. However, grandma got sunk. The orphans had to gather honey for the rolls. However, three decided to let a bee sting one fat orphan. Unfortunately, "fatty" or his other name, "fatso" couldn't help collect the honey they needed for the rolls anymore, so he got to stay home, and let the other orphans collect the honey. Meanwhile the sunken rowboat was repaired. The day one strange thing washed ashore, GRANDMA yelled "DAGNAMIT I lost my tester for pirate guild leaders! Now foolish bilgerats get chocolate kraken eggs stuffed with rancid pig! Now!" Go make Gunner stew with plenty of rum and navyswine! She ate all noobs Twinkies in pirate clothing and pickled a peck of EITC pepper!. Then she yelled "HEY, CHICKEN!" Didn't Scary Mary ever have rum? We need to get some awesome Grog Boots for.....

PirateMarioJr · #**139** 02-24-2009, 12:04 AM

Once upon a time, in a tomato shaped house, far away from grandma's brewery, there lived seventeen little orphans who cooked stew for themselves. However, grandma got sunk. The orphans had to gather honey for the rolls. However, three decided to let a bee sting one fat orphan. Unfortunately, "fatty" or his other name, "fatso" couldn't help collect the honey they needed for the rolls anymore, so he got to stay home, and let the other orphans collect the honey. Meanwhile the sunken rowboat was repaired. The day one strange thing washed ashore, GRANDMA yelled "DAGNAMIT I lost my tester for pirate guild leaders! Now foolish bilgerats get chocolate kraken eggs stuffed with rancid pig! Now!" Go make Gunner stew with plenty of rum and navyswine! She ate all noobs Twinkies in pirate clothing and pickled a peck of EITC pepper!. Then she yelled "HEY, CHICKEN!" Didn't Scary Mary ever have rum? We need to get some awesome Grog Boots for that...

MacIronhawk · #**140** 02-24-2009, 01:03 AM

Once upon a time, in a tomato shaped house, far away from grandma's brewery, there lived seventeen little orphans who cooked stew for themselves. However, grandma got sunk. The orphans had to gather honey for the rolls. However, three decided to let a bee sting one fat orphan. Unfortunately, "fatty" or his other name, "fatso" couldn't help collect the honey they needed for the rolls anymore, so he got to stay home, and let the other orphans collect the honey. Meanwhile the sunken rowboat was repaired. The day one strange thing washed ashore, GRANDMA yelled "DAGNAMIT I lost my tester for pirate guild leaders! Now foolish bilgerats get chocolate kraken eggs stuffed with rancid pig! Now!" Go make Gunner stew with plenty of rum and navyswine! She ate all noobs Twinkies in pirate clothing and pickled a peck of EITC pepper!. Then she yelled "HEY, CHICKEN!" Didn't Scary Mary ever have rum? We need to get some awesome Grog Boots for that scurvy...

Davy Sharkmenace · #**141** 02-24-2009, 01:18 AM

Once upon a time, in a tomato shaped house, far away from grandma's brewery, there lived seventeen little orphans who cooked stew for themselves. However, grandma got sunk. The orphans had to gather honey for the rolls. However, three decided to let a bee sting one fat orphan. Unfortunately, "fatty" or his other name, "fatso" couldn't help collect the honey they needed for the rolls anymore, so he got to stay home, and let the other orphans collect the honey. Meanwhile the sunken rowboat was repaired. The day one strange thing washed ashore, GRANDMA yelled "DAGNAMIT I lost my tester for pirate guild leaders! Now foolish bilgerats get chocolate kraken eggs stuffed with rancid pig! Now!" Go make Gunner stew with plenty of rum and navyswine! She ate all noobs Twinkies in pirate clothing and pickled a peck of EITC pepper!. Then she yelled "HEY, CHICKEN!" Didn't Scary Mary ever have rum? We need to get some awesome Grog Boots for that scurvy seadog...

akamystic · #**142** 02-24-2009, 03:03 AM

Once upon a time, in a tomato shaped house, far away from grandma's brewery, there lived seventeen little orphans who cooked stew for themselves. However, grandma got sunk. The orphans had to gather honey for the rolls. However, three decided to let a bee sting one fat orphan. Unfortunately, "fatty" or his other name, "fatso" couldn't help collect the honey they needed for the rolls anymore, so he got to stay home, and let the other orphans collect the honey. Meanwhile the sunken rowboat was repaired. The day one strange thing washed ashore, GRANDMA yelled "DAGNAMIT I lost my tester for pirate guild leaders! Now foolish bilgerats get chocolate kraken eggs stuffed with rancid pig! Now!" Go make Gunner stew with plenty of rum and navyswine! She ate all noobs Twinkies in pirate clothing and pickled a peck of EITC pepper!. Then she yelled "HEY, CHICKEN!" Didn't Scary Mary ever have rum? We need to get some awesome Grog Boots for that scurvy seadog Pee-Wee!

Miss Hexsilver · #**143** 02-24-2009, 05:08 AM

Once upon a time, in a tomato shaped house, far away from grandma's brewery, there lived seventeen little orphans who cooked stew for themselves. However, grandma got sunk. The orphans had to gather honey for the rolls. However, three decided to let a bee sting one fat orphan. Unfortunately, "fatty" or his other name, "fatso" couldn't help collect the honey they needed for the rolls anymore, so he got to stay home, and let the other orphans collect the honey. Meanwhile the sunken rowboat was repaired. The day one strange thing washed ashore, GRANDMA yelled "DAGNAMIT I lost my tester for pirate guild leaders! Now foolish bilgerats get chocolate kraken eggs stuffed with rancid pig! Now!" Go make Gunner stew with plenty of rum and navyswine! She ate all noobs Twinkies in pirate clothing and pickled a peck of EITC pepper!. Then she yelled "HEY, CHICKEN! Didn't Scary Mary ever have rum? We need to get some awesome Grog Boots for that scurvy seadog, Pee-Wee!" But,...

Davy Sharkmenace · #**144** 02-24-2009, 10:39 PM

Once upon a time, in a tomato shaped house, far away from grandma's brewery, there lived seventeen little orphans who cooked stew for themselves. However, grandma got sunk. The orphans had to gather honey for the rolls. However, three decided to let a bee sting one fat orphan. Unfortunately, "fatty" or his other name, "fatso" couldn't help collect the honey they needed for the rolls anymore, so he got to stay home, and let the other orphans collect the honey. Meanwhile the sunken rowboat was repaired. The day one strange thing washed ashore, GRANDMA yelled "DAGNAMIT I lost my tester for pirate guild leaders! Now foolish bilgerats get chocolate kraken eggs stuffed with rancid pig! Now!" Go make Gunner stew with plenty of rum and navyswine! She ate all noobs Twinkies in pirate clothing and pickled a peck of EITC pepper!. Then she yelled "HEY, CHICKEN! Didn't Scary Mary ever have rum? We need to get some awesome Grog Boots for that scurvy seadog, Pee-Wee!" But, Davy

Juliana Maria · #**145** 02-24-2009, 10:41 PM

Once upon a time, in a tomato shaped house, far away from grandma's brewery, there lived seventeen little orphans who cooked stew for themselves. However, grandma got sunk. The orphans had to gather honey for the rolls. However, three decided to let a bee sting one fat orphan. Unfortunately, "fatty" or his other name, "fatso" couldn't help collect the honey they needed for the rolls anymore, so he got to stay home, and let the other orphans collect the honey. Meanwhile the sunken rowboat was repaired. The day one strange thing washed ashore, GRANDMA yelled "DAGNAMIT I lost my tester for pirate guild leaders! Now foolish bilgerats get chocolate kraken eggs stuffed with rancid pig! Now!" Go make Gunner stew with plenty of rum and navyswine! She ate all noobs Twinkies in pirate clothing and pickled a peck of EITC pepper!. Then she yelled "HEY, CHICKEN! Didn't Scary Mary ever have rum? We need to get some awesome Grog Boots for that scurvy seadog, Pee-Wee!" But, Davy drank

akamystic · #**146** 02-25-2009, 12:07 AM

Once upon a time, in a tomato shaped house, far away from grandma's brewery, there lived seventeen little orphans who cooked stew for themselves. However, grandma got sunk. The orphans had to gather honey for the rolls. However, three decided to let a bee sting one fat orphan. Unfortunately, "fatty" or his other name, "fatso" couldn't help collect the honey they needed for the rolls anymore, so he got to stay home, and let the other orphans collect the honey. Meanwhile the sunken rowboat was repaired. The day one strange thing washed ashore, GRANDMA yelled "DAGNAMIT I lost my tester for pirate guild leaders! Now foolish bilgerats get chocolate kraken eggs stuffed with rancid pig! Now!" Go make Gunner stew with plenty of rum and navyswine! She ate all noobs Twinkies in pirate clothing and pickled a peck of EITC pepper!. Then she yelled "HEY, CHICKEN! Didn't Scary Mary ever have rum? We need to get some awesome Grog Boots for that scurvy seadog, Pee-Wee!" But, Davy drank all....

Davy Sharkmenace · #**147** 02-25-2009, 12:13 AM

Once upon a time, in a tomato shaped house, far away from grandma's brewery, there lived seventeen little orphans who cooked stew for themselves. However, grandma got sunk. The orphans had to gather honey for the rolls. However, three decided to let a bee sting one fat orphan. Unfortunately, "fatty" or his other name, "fatso" couldn't help collect the honey they needed for the rolls anymore, so he got to stay home, and let the other orphans collect the honey. Meanwhile the sunken rowboat was repaired. The day one strange thing washed ashore, GRANDMA yelled "DAGNAMIT I lost my tester for pirate guild leaders! Now foolish bilgerats get chocolate kraken eggs stuffed with rancid pig! Now!" Go make Gunner stew with plenty of rum and navyswine! She ate all noobs Twinkies in pirate clothing and pickled a peck of EITC pepper!. Then she yelled "HEY, CHICKEN! Didn't Scary Mary ever have rum? We need to get some awesome Grog Boots for that scurvy seadog, Pee-Wee!" But, Davy drank all rum....

akamystic · #**148** 03-06-2009, 02:02 PM

Once upon a time, in a tomato shaped house, far away from grandma's brewery, there lived seventeen little orphans who cooked stew for themselves. However, grandma got sunk. The orphans had to gather honey for the rolls. However, three decided to let a bee sting one fat orphan. Unfortunately, "fatty" or his other name, "fatso" couldn't help collect the honey they needed for the rolls anymore, so he got to stay home, and let the other orphans collect the honey. Meanwhile the sunken rowboat was repaired. The day one strange thing washed ashore, GRANDMA yelled "DAGNAMIT I lost my tester for pirate guild leaders! Now foolish bilgerats get chocolate kraken eggs stuffed with rancid pig! Now!" Go make Gunner stew with plenty of rum and navyswine! She ate all noobs Twinkies in pirate clothing and pickled a peck of EITC pepper!. Then she yelled "HEY, CHICKEN! Didn't Scary Mary ever have rum? We need to get some awesome Grog Boots for that scurvy seadog, Pee-Wee!" But, Davy drank all rum barrels...

Nicholasfunstuff · #**149** 03-06-2009, 02:19 PM

Once upon a time, in a tomato shaped house, far away from grandma's brewery, there lived seventeen little orphans who cooked stew for themselves. However, grandma got sunk. The orphans had to gather honey for the rolls. However, three decided to let a bee sting one fat orphan. Unfortunately, "fatty" or his other name, "fatso" couldn't help collect the honey they needed for the rolls anymore, so he got to stay home, and let the other orphans collect the honey. Meanwhile the sunken rowboat was repaired. The day one strange thing washed ashore, GRANDMA yelled "DAGNAMIT I lost my tester for pirate guild leaders! Now foolish bilgerats get chocolate kraken eggs stuffed with rancid pig! Now!" Go make Gunner stew with plenty of rum and navyswine! She ate all noobs Twinkies in pirate clothing and pickled a peck of EITC pepper!. Then she yelled "HEY, CHICKEN! Didn't Scary Mary ever have rum? We need to get some awesome Grog Boots for that scurvy seadog, Pee-Wee!" But, Davy drank all rum barrels and.....

Davy Sharkmenace · #**150** 03-07-2009, 12:19 PM

Once upon a time, in a tomato shaped house, far away from grandma's brewery, there lived seventeen little orphans who cooked stew for themselves. However, grandma got sunk. The orphans had to gather honey for the rolls. However, three decided to let a bee sting one fat orphan. Unfortunately, "fatty" or his other name, "fatso" couldn't help collect the honey they needed for the rolls anymore, so he got to stay home, and let the other orphans collect the honey. Meanwhile the sunken rowboat was repaired. The day one strange thing washed ashore, GRANDMA yelled "DAGNAMIT I lost my tester for pirate guild leaders! Now foolish bilgerats get chocolate kraken eggs stuffed with rancid pig! Now!" Go make Gunner stew with plenty of rum and navyswine! She ate all noobs Twinkies in pirate clothing and pickled a peck of EITC pepper!. Then she yelled "HEY, CHICKEN! Didn't Scary Mary ever have rum? We need to get some awesome Grog Boots for that scurvy seadog, Pee-Wee!" But, Davy drank all rum barrels and got......