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07-10-2010, 08:39 PM
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Skellie #1: Now then...
Skellie #2: What? Skellie #1: We will... Skellie #2: SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU! Skellie #1: ...Bribe Jack Sparrow to tell us where his crew is... Skellie #2: WITH THE SACK OF MONEY RIGHT HERE! Skellie #1: ...yes.. Skellie #2: OK! *goes to Jack Sparrow with the sack* Sparrow: So I was about to be captured by an angry horde of native tribesmen, when... Skellie #2: HERE YOU GO! *gives the sack of money without asking anything about his crew* Skellie #1: ...great... ths is the last time I work with him, promotion schmotion. Sparrow: Hmmm... time to get me some more rum with tis giant sack of money to lubricate my speaking. Dockworker thinks: time to run... |
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07-11-2010, 10:41 AM
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Jack: Oh buggar they are right behind me aren't there
both skellies: Yep and here to take you to davy Jone's Locker one skelly with gun: though I don't know why he wants you again Jack: well I'm not gonna go without a fight hey look over there! (Jack points both skellies look, jack scrams to his boat) (both Skellys finally realize the trick and turn around) (and get really mad) Jack laughing" You will always remember this day as the day you almost caught Captain Jack sparrow! (He says as he stands on his boat as the boat sails away
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07-11-2010, 08:18 PM
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Jolly & friends before the Invasions...
Jolly: Are ye mongrels ready to take down all that's in yer way? Undead: Aye, master. Undead2: Not really, considering we already have. Jolly: What do ye mean by that? Undead2: Oh c'mon we've tried this time and time again and you are always the last one to be taken down by those pitiful pirates! Jolly: Aye, ye be right. Undead: We shan't loose this battle! Jolly & friends during Invasions... Jolly: Let's crush Padres, don't let anyone stand in me way! FIGHT!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA Undead: *runs into battle - encounters pirate* Pirate: *sweep - kills undead* Undead: Ouch. Undead2: How did that hurt savvy??! Yer already dead! Undead: Aye, that still hurt. Jolly: Fight you mongrels, fight! Undead: *encounters pirate again* Undead: I feel like I have been here before... Undead2: You have. Pirate: *looks at undead* say don't I know you? Undead: Why yes, ye killed me already, no point in ye doing it again. Jolly: Finish him off! Undead: *attacks pirate* Pirate: Argh! Now ye have done it! *attacks undead and kills, again* Undead: GAH! Undead2: Hahahahahaha Jolly: Undead2, why aren't ye in battle? Undead2: Um... you see, I um.... I have battle sickness! Yea that's it! Jolly: I'll show ye battle sickness! Jolly: *throws a sword at undead2 - Undead2 falls into water* Jolly: Now ye will be sick! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA Jolly inside Invasions... Jolly: Let me show ye how it's done! Undead: Have fun... *retreats* *Jolly get killed by pirates* Jolly: These pitiful pirates are foiling me plans! Fall back! Retreat! Undead: Been there. Jolly: *takes undead2 out of ocean* ye were right, I am always last to be defeated. |
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07-11-2010, 09:32 PM
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Pirate 1: Yes, I just don't see how we are going to do that.
Pirate 2: I have an idea. Pirate 1: What? Pirate 2: Sparrow, we know all your secrets! Sparrow: *stops running* Every one of them? Pirate 2: Yes. Sparrow: Oh.. is there something I can help you two with? Both: 
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#36
07-12-2010, 01:36 AM
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Here is My Attempt
*Undead Zap In* Undead 1: Where are we? Undead 2: I don't feel so good.... Undead 1 to Townsfolk: You, Fleshie, Where are We? Townsfolk: In the middle of a Photo Shop. Undead 1 & 2: Photo Shoot! They *Flex* Undead 1: Who's Buff? I AM! Undead 2: Wait, Photo Shop ye say? *Undead 2 Stops Undead 1* Undead 2: It's a Photo Shop!!! *Jack gets zapped in* Jack: Where am I? Everyone: *Murmurs* Who is that? Who's That? Undead 1 to Undead 2: Who's That? Undead 2: Beats Me Undead 1 to Jack: Who are you? *Jack Looks Around* Jack: Who Am I? *Crowd Looking Confused* Jack (Hurt): I'mmm Captain Jack Sparrow Undead 1 & 2: Jack $-$ Undead 1: You Stop There! *Jack Runs to The End of the Dock* *Jack Makes a Crude Escape Route* Undead 2: You're Mad Jack: Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't, this'd probably never work. *Two Seconds Later* Jack: This is the day you will always remember as the day that you almost caught Cap..... AHH! *Jack Falls Off Deck* The End! Last edited by muffin pirate; 07-12-2010 at 07:19 PM.. |
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#37
07-12-2010, 03:13 AM
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Sparrow: I sense some skeletons are near.
Dockworker: Where, me fellow pirate? Sparrow: They're either behind me, or in your closet. Love these captions. 
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07-12-2010, 06:56 PM
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Skeleton1: Okay, you go grab jack.
Skeleton2: Why me? Skeleton1: Cause you have the gun. Skeleton2: But you have the grenades. Skeleton1: Good point.... But still go grab him. Skeleton2: Again? Skeleton1: Well yea! look at him! He's huge! Skeleton2: That's because he was photo shopped bigger into the picture. Skeleton1: WHAT!!!! YOUR TELLING ME WE WERE SENT ON A POINTLESS MISSION?? Skeleton2: Yep. Skeleton1: Crud. So now we're just a picture. Skeleton2: Yep. And people are probably captioning us. Skeleton1: It sucks to be captioned. Jack: Does being captioned hurt? Skeleton1: I thought you we're a picture. Dockworker: Will you people be quiet! I'm trying to help stowaways here! THE END
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07-15-2010, 07:12 AM
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Jack : I need to cut back on the Flatulence potion !! lose more crew that way.
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07-15-2010, 02:12 PM
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Red Rover, Red Rover, send JACKY right over!
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#43
07-15-2010, 04:40 PM
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SNEAKING UP: It works alot better when you're not undead skeletons on a creeky dock in broad daylight witha dockworker watching.
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07-17-2010, 07:53 AM
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jack and undead start to fight
Dude in the background: Will you all be quiet!!!!!Hey, everyday you all fight and stuff. you with youre conquering, and you with your rum, cant you all be normal? -skeletons leave- Jack: You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST- Dude: SHUT IT! |
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#45
07-17-2010, 03:06 PM
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Skelly 1: Hey! You need to pay the dock toll of 1 shilling!
Jack: I need to wha? Skelly 2: Ever since some fellow by the name of jack sparrow escaped his clutches he has been having us take names and payment for all who dock here. Skelly 1: To be honest I don't even think its fair pay, fine undead men like us deserve a little more, I mean Joey over there has a wife and kids. Jack: I completely agree how about 3 shillings and we forget the name? Skelly 2: Welcome to Port Royal Mr. Smith. 
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July 2010 Caption Contest
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