Pirate Names - Can't figure Disney out

[Edward Edgemenace]

Well, that's the rub, isn't it? They don't ever say why a name is rejected.

Sorry, your pirate name was rejected because (check one):

• Not funny enough
• Too ordinary
• Is too close to an existing NPC name
• Is too similar to a widely-know trademark or copywright-protected chatacter name
• Is a company name, trademark or brand name
• Is too violent
• Is too obscene for young audience that would encounter it
• Has too strong of a religious connotation
• Is too modern - try a 16th century spelling
• Has an honorific (Sir, The, King, Queen...)
• Has a title (Admiral, Commodore, Captain, Boatswain...)
• Contains numbers ("the Second" is ok but "II" is not.)
• Contains foul language
• Has inappropriate mixed case
• Name might be mistaken for an employee name
• A phrase or a sentence is not a name
• Name references an illegal activity
• Not English (sorry, no Spanish in this context.)
• Seems to contain personal information

I mean, it can't be so hard for them to generate SOME response. I gleaned the list above from them so it can't be difficult - they already have it.