I have a delima with reporting someone

[Dr. Zeppers]

Ok, well a few points here to make.

First NEVER GIVE YOUR AGE in the game.

If you reported this pirate after having given your age, you may find yourself suspended as well.

Report these pirates immediately, your first thoughts are correct in its inappropriate to be asking such questions in the game.
Report them for the question(s), give them no answers.
You can only report a pirate in the game directly, as 'names' mean nothing in this game.

That is the best way to handle such a situation.

PS. Please refrain from posting in all CAPS, this is considered an annoying posting style, such posts are often deleted. In this case the message being an important lesson, I am leaving it as it is. Please keep this in mind in future posts.