March Mod Hunt Contest

[Tepcat]

Sven be a good sailor, and a fine
marksman indeed. Don't very much
trust him sailing the ship though. Its
nothing personal, he just doen't like
to sail forwards very much. Not sure
how he be doin' it, must be some
voodoo hoodoo, but everytime he gets
ahold of the wheel we end up going
backwards! Guess he's just trying to
get to his "antarticia" place to see
these "penguin" things. I remember one
time I found this message in a bottle,
when he sailed right into an island:

From Sven:

Oh so alone in this place,
I'd be forced to do chores;
Least free from the stench o'crab meat
Engulfing the shores