What would you do if...

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Well, it's hard to maintain position typing, reading, and increasing air resistance, so that was definitely bad advice. No worry though, as I IM'ed a man who managed to intercept me in a plane, a crazy near-impossible feat. For those curious of how it was done, let me just say this: putting the plane in autopilot; being exact to the 10-trillionth of a degree; a rope of at least 20,000 feet length; weights to increase gravity by 69% (so as to make sure the pilot fell faster than me); and, lastly, strength to carry oneself and another up 20,000 feet of rope dangling from a plane in auto-pilot--all these were required in my rescue. It may sound miraculous, but I just may be Mister Miracle.

Now, what would I do if a new flavor of potato chips came out? I dunno, but I think I may try them. Now what would you do if you had a chance to obtain my autograph? Who knows? You may have very well had the chance but not known it. That's why you should always get the autograph of everyone you meet.