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[Chris Stormshot]

Originally Posted by Captain Del

I tried to get Chuck Norris to levitate him over to my side using him beard, but he just round-house kicked me and told me "You never demand from Chuck!"

Trust me, I have fought some lower ranked black belts (no, seriously) and if Chuck Norris were to seriously roundhouse you, you'd be dead.
But hopefully he used control. XD

Originally Posted by CaptainGreenGene

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named used his special evil powers
to pay Peter Chipbutler a visit today. He was not very cooperative until I made
him talk by threatening to use the Wedgie Curse on him!

LOL, sounds like cheating to me.
CS~