Limited Time - Clear The Decks for Flatulent Fizz‏

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Originally Posted by wulfric

I've not been playing for a while, but really, what's up with this? At least they could make the potion give you scurvy or yellow jack.

This is a bad direction.

Because kids, what's more fun than sunken eyes and tooth loss and muscle pain? Oh yes! Old scars opening up so you can slowly bleed to death! What pirate experience isn't complete without Scurvy Soda!

If tooth loss isn't your thing, try the Yellow Jack Juice! A 15% chance your pirate will be dead in days. But not before he (Or she! We can't forget the ladies!) has vomited blood, had irreversible liver damage and a high fever! FUN!

Again. If you want grown up realism, you might be in the wrong place. Don't complain about what we get. Do what I do. Complain about what we DON'T get. New chapter anyone?