Get The Lost Sword of El Patron

[KeeperOfTheCode]

I hunt down the Kraken, catch it via fishing rod which I stole- I mean borrowed from the test server, kill it, cook it, eat it, find the sword and release it from Davy Fireskull's spell, take it, and just for good measure, I make James immortal, before chaining him to a small rock in the magma of Padres, with his feet, legs, and head hanging off. And just to cause more trouble, I cast an irreversible spell on the chains and the small rock, making them un-breakable. Finally, I use the sword to create a rift in the universe, allowing me to exit into the meta-verse, and toss it into the alternate reality known merely as nothingness. Due to the unstable nature of this other reality, nothing which exists within time and/or space can exist within in it, destroying it and wiping it from our reality, both from memory and from existence.