Why Hallo There!

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Originally Posted by Davy Fireskull

Another Davy?! This town isn't big enough for the two of us! *draws gun* Hehe, just kidding around. We have many fine and not so fine members here on the forums. Its a good place. Here, lemme give you a few pieces of advice, matey.

• Give me all your rum. Every last drop. I'll keep it from getting into the hands and/or stomachs of others
• Only listen to me. I'll keep you semi-sane.
• If there is a raw steak near you with a greenish color, don't touch it. Get as far away from it as possible. Don't ask. Its better that you don't know.
• Did I say to give me your rum?
• If you need anything, please feel free to PM me.

EDIT: I almost forgot! Take some of my rum here, as a welcome gift. I don't give it out much... for good reason... but you'll learn why later. *slides rum down table*

Get this guy a tree shift!

^Davy is a nut, don't listen to him

Haha, welcome to the forums! Davy is insane as well, so giving him your rum will result in you being dry. That is not tolerated! Basically,

Keep your rum to yourself.
Don't give Davy your rum.
And don't take other's rum. Follow these, and you will enjoy your experience!