Eric Sunloather has come online.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

I'll make this simple....

Welcome to the forums, mate! Just a few pointers:
~ If Tiberius Fireskull EVER offers you his rum, don't drink it
~ You must give 10% of your meat supplies to The Monster every week
~ See that greenish coloured meat in the corner? Don't touch it, or even go near it for that matter

Here's a month's supply of Crestshot's rum to help you on your way. Have fun! *shoves off cliff into evil pit of doom*

Oh.. one more thing, The Game...