The Original Ban Game!

[Deadpool]

I ban Tib because it was only a clever trap set up by Doom to distract us from the giant sock heading to the Antarctica to battle the Lizardy-Squirrel things... how it relates to any of the above is up for debate. I'm just going to blame that empty can of bananas over there for this whole mess caused by an upset in the equilibrium of time, which would need to be corrected by a very power astronaut who goes by the name of Professor Qze and his trusted sidekick Dr. Stephen Fayte who is a gifted surgeon and nothing more, but somehow finds himself being kidnapped by evildoers for a variety of reason which include stolen ham from that bacon museum in France which reminds me that I have a friend who's a vegetarian, but secretly eats corn on the weekends which everyone knows isn't meat, but it still has feelings and why are you still reading this? This is madness! And don't say 'This is Sparta!' because I will only respond with 'No, this is Patrick!' or 'I am Beowulf!' or some other type of Spartan battle cry follow up. Seriously though this ban has gone on for long enough and it's getting a little tiring with me attempting to keep you entertain with just the 36 letters of the alphabet.. wait or was that 26? I think it was 26. Yeah, I'm sure there are 26 letters in the alphabet. Hey you ever wonder about 'Y'? I mean it's a consonant and a vowel. Does that mean it gets to cut in front of all the other consonants, but has to stay behind the vowels when they all eat at Arby's? If you have read this far I commend you on your valient efforts and look forward to spending time with you in therapy, if you have not made it this far.. I still look forawrd to seeing you in therapy. Now stop reading this before I divide by zero! I'm serious, I will do it! Fine be that way, but don't say I didn't warn you. 12/0... Wait for it... wait for it... What the? 1/0? 2/0? 3/0? I thought for sure that would rupture th--

I ban Tib because it was only a clever trap set up by Doom to distract us from the giant sock heading to the Antarctica to battle the Lizardy-Squirrel things... how it relates to any of-- You know.. this sounds kinda weird, but I think I'm getting Deja Vu... should probably see a doctor or something..