Make up a POTCO character

[AdmiralSavvy]

EITC Andres Nelissa (If you were there you would understand.)
Level: 1
Weapons: All 6 and having so many typos for names
Quote: "Hi Svenny Poo!"

EITC Li Wildtimbers
Level: -50
Weapon: Liberating PIC of their rum
Quotes: "I was just...borrowing your rum..." "Rum's on PIC!!"

EITC Captain Del
Level: 1-3
Weapons: Stealing peoples' sandwiches and amazing counting skills
Quote: "1....2....what comes after 2?"