'Twas A dark and stormy night. A small light sloop drifted quietly across the sea. On that small ship was the notorious Jack Sharkbane. The seas been peaceful as he was sailing, wondering what to do or where to go next. he looked up at the sky and saw greenish smog afloatin' in the sky. " either roger is trying to brew up a curse, or somebody has taken pollution too far. Blasted volcano" he murmured softy. He thought to himself,
well, its a quiet night, might as well set a disturbance to the navy. and so he did. In that little light sloop he sailed off to attack a monarch. now, you're probably thinking ' he's going to die in that thing. not even my frigate could take down such a ship'. well you where almost right. He found the blasted navy ship and first thing, got behind in. then, he let out fire where nobody could attack. the rear of the ship. all alone in that little light sloop. " HA HA HA!! TAKE THAT, NAVY SWINE!!!!!!!!" he bellowed as the mighty ship sank. but then reinforcements came in!!! now you think, ' ha,
now he dies! ' wrong again. Ol' Jackie had some tricks up 'is sleve. he whipped around and let out fire again, for this ship is
fast.
once he made sure that those ships would never see another day, he headed back to port royal. he looked at the moon, and it was almost full. Jack gulped, for he knew that roger had it in for him since he sunk that phantom that roger happened to be aboard. "oh, boy" he said to himself. He closed his eyes and whispered, " here comes chaos," and then, the moon became full, and a bunch of pigs started flying around saying " COME BUY CHICKEN WINGS AT BARBOSSA'S BURGER SHACK!!!!!!" nah, not really, just we narirators get bored of being voices from nowhere telling stories about people like Swash J. Buckler, Jack S.Sharkbane, and Fred Claus. Ok, back to my story. He screamed out in agony, being struck by the curse. " ARRRRRGGG!!!!!! " he bellowed, doubled over in pain. but then he realized that he was in no pain at all, but in his mind was a bloodcurlding voice screaming " ATTACK THE ISLAND!!!!! " for some reason, he listened. but then he looked down at his hands and saw bones moving as his hands where. He knew at that point that he'd been cursed, and then came a fight. A lass ran up to him, waving a dagger in an unfriendly manner. " uh oh, thats not good. " then, ANOTHER girl shot him from behind. "OW!" he said. " you really gotta be careful with that this, lass, somebod- OI!!!!!" he said, but was shot again. he had really low health, and he started to run. but the the gal with the dagger came up and literally swept him off his feet. jack fell to the ground, and woke up in jail, enraged, and embarassed. He drew his sword, and went out to save the town, and get revenge. the scene was incredible, with undead VS. Humans. sparks flying, flaming skulls that jack impresively doged. he pulled out his pistol and started firing at the undead folks. finally, everybody returned to normal, but at that split second, Jack had shot his pistol at an unlucky pirate. whoops. rogers curse has been lifted, but he would return, Jack was sure of it. But that is another tale for another time.
THE END
Or is it?
A Cursed Captain
12-15-2008, 05:16 AM
). My story in here, The Wily Willies, comes second under that crazy category. Give it a read.
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