February 2009 Superstition Contest

[Poison elf]

Never jump and swing a cutlass, stun built up in a non grounded steel rod will energize the atmosphere to strike you with lightning.

If this should ever occur stop all you are doing, take two steps back, spit, don't move and draw all other weapons to de energize yourself.



(I know, I know, but I just couldn't help it)

Keep to the code, or you'll surely fold.

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A few kicks and laughs I did long ago.

[Jack Sharkbane]

Never, and I mean NEVER attune a pig while jumping up and down while screaming ' ARG I'M A SCURVY PIRATE! '. in will cause tortuga to eat the kraken causing port royal to turn to ice and melt which means..... gunner will ask for more rum to spare.....
to prevent this, take two steps back, turn starboardwise 7 times walk up to a gravedigger and spit on its face.

Never drink rum when apliying Tia dalma wrinkle cream, or ye will be drunk for life!
if this should happen, take four steps back, spit, get slapped by scarlet, and do a zombie dance. when you see the flying pigs that yell, ' COME BUY CHICKEN WINGS AT BARRBOSSAS BURGER SHACK! " then yer curse is lifted.

[Crazypirate]

Never ever sit on a loaded cannon.....you could end up a eunuch like Will Turner

[Pirate Nerd]

Never visit Davy Jones, or else you will end up in his locker with stinky socks!

Something random that came to my mind

[Ann Chovies]

Aye, long ago it was said that while sailing under the sailors full moon on ye quests if you sink more ships then is requested for the all powerful pirates greed
the sky will turn black and you come face to face with the Uncharted Waters Screaming Banshee!

[Angel Darkhook]

1. If you throw grenades at your feet when trying to defeat the undead, you YOURSELF may become one!